My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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