a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
PANTIES FOUND
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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