this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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