brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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