Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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