his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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