This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
