I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
please come you make the beer taste better
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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