She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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