I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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