Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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