You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize