Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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