She's JV to your varsity
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
