Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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