Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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