is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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