it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
