I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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