Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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