Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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