Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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