I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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