I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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