I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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