i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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