we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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