I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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