ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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