maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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