im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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