Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm at about main and main street
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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