we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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