So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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