Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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