And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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