Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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