i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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