You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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