You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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