So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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