I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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