haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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