The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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