The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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