A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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