just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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