i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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