please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
