tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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