C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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