If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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