so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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