So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
